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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

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  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom
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does anyone else associate some people with certain vague, unnamable smells even though you actually have no clue what they smell like or what scents they like or dislike or anything like that at all because i just now realized i do this

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paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

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tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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trollzin:

hi-im-becca:

somerandombandchick:

The Moth Pit

Omfg

so thats what moths are doing

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liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

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